Let's Talk Dick...

     So… Another week has passed and I can’t even remember all that I’ve done. I’ve been so busy I can’t believe how fast time is passing.
     Last week I gave you a brief history on dildos. I thought I’d give you the real thing this week. Yes, I’m talking about dick from the male perspective.

     A friend of a friend has a toddler and she was complaining that the little boy didn’t want to keep his pants/diaper on and was often caught playing with himself. Yeah, well that’s what little boys do. In case I’ve not said it before, I’ll say it again: boy’s favorite toy is their penis. Hell, it’s their first toy and will be their go-to play thing for the rest of their lives.
     Of course the toddler wasn’t thinking anything sexual. His little peen is there so why not? Now, having three nieces I noticed that they tend to like to play with their feet. Now they are my sisters little girls, so I’m sure they are planning for all the shoes that they intend to have during their lifetime. My sister is a total shoe whore. Anyone who builds a house and has a room dedicated to just shoes and bags is a shoe-whore. Can you say Imelda Marcos?

Not my sister's but damn close!

     Anyway… back to the little boys and their toys…
     As boys grow they will have other toys. I know I loved my Tonka trucks, Matchbook cars, my tricycle and then bicycle, but the best go to toy was my dick. I guess I was about four or so when I stopped playing with it in public, thanks to my mother smacking me on the back of my head, but it was there and I knew it was always with me.
     I have discussed this with a few other men, and yep, they all said pretty much the same thing. The urge to touch it, play with it and just feel it had nothing to do with anything sexual. It’s like having a built in security blanket. I wonder if any guy has ever called it his binky?

     As I remember back to my college days, I recollect my roommate studying while lying on his bed. I don’t know how many times I’d look over and he’d have his hand down his pants. I don’t even think he realized he was doing it. Oh and yes, I’ve done it too. Didn’t even think about it, it just happened.
     Now it isn’t all fun and games. Remember, young men are subject to testicular cancer, and sadly, it isn’t always caught in time. Unfortunately, self-examination isn’t often taught and it is missed much too often. I’ve known several men who have lost a nut to this terrible cancer and one who died at age twenty-four because of it. To anyone who has young boys, you might think about that and get some help with that. No kid wants that information directly from their mother. Trust me on that.
     Can you make a living from your penis? You bet you can…

     Think about it. Male strippers, go-go boys are basically making a living shaking their groove-thang. Porn stars, same thing. I mean, where would they be without their dong? Of course they do tend to be on the higher spectrum of dong size. There are other career choices where men make money using their dicks. Ever heard of penis puppetry? Yep, it does exist.
     Here’s a clip for you to watch. I did. I was rolling on the floor. It’s really fun to watch the audience’s reaction. I’m only including a short clip, but you can find several full shows online. Have a look if you’re in need of a laugh.

    Let’s go back to the size thing…
     Most men have penis envy. Yes, it is true. I’d say most men feel somewhat inadequate when it comes to the size of their penis. Personally, I think part of it stems from the explosion of porn that is so readily available.
     Big dicks are something to behold. It’s true. They can be scarily massive. I mean, look at Rocco Steele. I know he isn’t the biggest out there in the adult industry, but he was the first one that came to mind. While it is quite impressive, there is no way in hell he’d get near me with that thing. Nope, ain’t happenin’!

     There have been so many studies of penis size it isn’t funny. What it really boils down to is the average size of a man’s dick is still around six inches, and circumference about five inches. I did find one study that did it by geography. That was interesting. Those poor Koreans have the average erect penis size of about three inches. Although, if you’re looking for big dicks, check out those northern European countries. Hmmm, they seem to be well above average.

Nice size I think.

     Personally, I think more than a mouthful is a waste. A big dick is nice to look at, but what the hell are you supposed to do with it? I know many gay men who are such size queens that they won’t even consider a guy who is just average. Oh, and there were several studies that singled out gay men and guess what? Gay men tend to have larger cocks! Who knew? Anyway, I think that most guys should just be happy with what they have. There are even those who want smaller dicks, so there is someone out there for those guys as well. There are even small penis contests!

     What else… I normally don’t complain, or try not to, but for the past few weeks I’ve been battling vertigo. The first time I experienced it I thought I was having a stroke. A little over a week ago I had the worst bout of it I’d ever had. Thankfully I’d just had the prescription that takes care of it refilled. It got better but I’ve been having smaller episodes. Nothing really serious but annoying as hell. The room spins in two different directions. It’s like being really, really drunk without the fun of getting drunk. The only reason I bring this up is to explain part of my absence from social media. Not to worry, I’m really okay… other than walking around like a drunk. But anyway, there you have it.
     As usual… Have you done something nice for someone this week? I did.
     Have a grrreat week, y’all,
     Max